//rquoteH
var QuotationH=new Array()
QuotationH[0] = "The web site you seek
Cannot be located,
but Countless more exist.";
QuotationH[1] = "Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.";
QuotationH[2] = "Program aborting;
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.";
QuotationH[3] = "Windows has crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.";
QuotationH[4] = "Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.";
QuotationH[5] = "Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.";
QuotationH[6] = "Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.";
QuotationH[7] = "A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.";
QuotationH[8] = "Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.";
QuotationH[9] = "You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.";
QuotationH[10] = "Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.";
QuotationH[11] = "Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.";
QuotationH[12] = "Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.";
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var Q = QuotationH.length;
var whichQuotationH=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotationH(){document.write(QuotationH[whichQuotationH]);}